Christmas Pickup Lines to Secure Your Spot on the Naughty List

Naughty Christmas Pickup Lines. REAL BRITISH SEX

1. Want a gift? Because my best toys run on batteries.
2. Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
3. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
4. Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
5. The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
6. Wanna Scrooge?
7. I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
8. Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all the way.
9. How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
10. Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
11. We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead.
12. Wanna see the toys the elves made for adults?
13. Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight.
14. Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
15. I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
16. I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
17. I want your chestnuts roasting on my open fire.
18. Santa isn’t the only one coming to town.
19. Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on.
20. Come over here and let me jingle your bells.
21. Let’s deck the halls with each other.
22. The star on the tree isn’t the only star on top. 
23. Are you ornaments? Because I want you all over my tree.
24. Are you looking to get fa-la-la-la-laid?
25. You’re the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning.